US CONQUERS THE WORLD
(one donut at a time)
A minute for congressional hearing
on cancer treatment today,
CNN rushes back to the lava lamp map
not even the weatherman knows what to say.
But HUSH, their is some Breaking News,
they cut fast to Beirut bullets,
where their reporter, fearing snipers,
has "DUCKED BEHIND A DUNKIN' DONUTS."
