DIRECTIONS

Settle into the comfy chair
after you move the cat;
read some humor or satire,
rhyming rants of fools & liars.






Friday, April 25, 2008

Media Gaffs

Allen and Billy MaysImage by andrewstclairnyc via Flickr

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* "After the break, we'll have more on the rising number of cases of ALZHEIMERS' DISEASE HERE IN THE NEWSROOM."

Billy's TV ad selling Fun and Comfy Wheel Chairs? He turns away to point out a brand new, happy chairbound lady doing figure-eights behind him in the kitchen. Then, grinning wildly, she motors into the corner cabinets and starts turning some right tight 360's! his back on her,Billy turns back and walks toward camera, talking and talking and talking....

Now she's alone, still turning and turning and turning...CUT!

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