THE FUNNY PAPERS: Another What Is?

THE BUSH LIBERRY - add a room!

Supreme Courtroom: Nine judges, wrapped in black, perfectly stacked, to last a lifetime.
*Bush Ranch: Free 10-gallon hat, options for Texas chainsaw or fishing, feeding illegal-sized to trained dogs.
Condi's Corner: Silent Auction to support Surge. Fabulous frocks float,Laminated fashions from neons for Europeans to somber grays for Middle East.
*General Patreus Inflatable: Feel Bush's power with your own personal Pocket-size to giant in 4"
*A-Mazing Afghanistan: Each visitor receives a laser-rifle and enter maze; Barren rocks in walls over ten feet, try not to shoot friendlies. Get lost on the way
*Reading Room for Bush's Book: Preserved in vacuum container of glass; may view, turn all pages of "Goat" using robot goat.
*Guantanamo: No gravity, like no Country
*Abu-Ghraib Fixtures: Practice torture techniques on dummies.
Chapel: Mural of God Calling Bush to Serve
*Air National Guard Miniature Base; not in the guide
*Iraq War Chinese Straw Finger Trap; easy in not out.
*Walter Reed Up-Close Patients with Incurable Skin Molds
*Cheney Hidey-Hole: Room for One; Very Cold
*The Constitution: Scrapbook your Own
*Alberto Gonzales Temporary Amnesia Experience
*The Hurricane Katrina Redux