DIRECTIONS

Settle into the comfy chair
after you move the cat;
read some humor or satire,
rhyming rants of fools & liars.






Friday, March 14, 2008

Ellen Degeneres take on NewsReaders

I feel sorry for the newscasters you know? We can turn it off. But that’s their job and they have to read these stories and they’re just coming up on
the teleprompter they don’t know what’s coming up. and they have to go through these change of emotions. That.. “There were no
survivors…And next Which candybar helps ya lose weight! Still to come! Is an asteroid headed towards earth…But first where to find the cheesiest pizza in town! Also, a disturbing study finds that studies are disturbing…