She Can Read but...
Whatever they are reading from,
(those CNN news, uh, readers,)
it's going far too fast,
for some.
Not long ago
a young woman
who met CNN's needs:
fresh faced and
racially ambiguous,
but, can she read?
The story was too common
with cops and crimes and creeps;
when a really bad guy
got caught by the police.
When she quoted the police,
she didn't do it well:
she read instead
they'd apprehended
a WON-TON criminal!
